From the former owners of haidhuru.com
I am not affiliated with the smut peddler that is currently squatting on what used to be my stoop.
Kenyans- this is a cautionary tale. Pay your gaddam blogga rent.
I would like to apologize to everyone who will have to change their links (er…. I hope you’ll perhaps come visit me even though it’s across town).
I would like to thank you for your patience as mfundi wa mitambo adjusts some red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet lines.
I would like to seriously thank you for your patronage and comments and the way you very generously share your blogs.
Thank you- Mutumia.
Y’all better recognize that I was here first. What!
I clicked on the link to your [old] site and was shook for a quick minute when I peeped the links over there and thought that the enraptured-looking ebony meat-stuffed chic was you!
Glad to have you back. Do your thang girl!
tsk, tsk, tsk… You thought it was me?!! Pole for any “inconvenience” that caused…
Comment by >d® — February 3, 2006 @ 1:57 am
[I’d left a comment but it vanished. Could be my bad.]
First here. What?! Eat my dust, all y’all regulars: Aco, Guess, Keguro, Msanii, Ms K!
Went over to your [old] site and was shook over the smut. For a quick minute I’d thought the ebony chic writhing in throes of ecstacy was you!
Or was it? [just kidding]
Glad you’re back.
Comment by >d® — February 3, 2006 @ 2:13 am
What the heck?!! I can just imagine you fikaing home and finding a new padlock on the door and all your stuff on the verandah, from furniture to ngothas!
Padlock and GSU telling me Fanya Fujo Uone… Thank God for all the UoN lessons on ducking armed policemen. Lakini now all my neighors know about my leopard skin lingerie. I am shy- so shy!
Comment by m — February 3, 2006 @ 6:54 am
I am first!!! Oh am first HERE. Virgin land!! In the new year. I was over there at your old house and found a seedy looking jamaa who has no idea who you are kwani when you are changing houses there is no forwarding address?? Even if you moved at night to avoice being noticed by the neighbors!!
Kwanza that fala was using his/ her “daughter” to link y’all to porn. Don’t think I don’t know you didn’t say it was me… And Ms. Prou- I didn’t ‘move’ at night— I was with extreme harshness thrown out of home!!
Comment by Prou — February 3, 2006 @ 8:42 am
Hey, nice looking new home Mutumia. Looking forward to reading a lot more from you as soon as your move is complete.
Aikey– I don’t know how to tell you this but er… my move is complete. This is all the furniture I can afford right now… I am however taking donations thankyouverymuch. Make it out to the “mutumia destitute fund” (especially taking photos!
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Comment by akiey — February 3, 2006 @ 9:39 am
(Does a Msanii-esque cartwheeling dancy thingy) I have to tell ya, this might be your house, new as it is, it doesnt feel like home. I need to bring friends and food and fun…(cries softly while trying to acclimatise) oh why oh why did you have to move Mutumia - we loved your home - we felt comfortable.
OK I know a few people (decorators, ahem… ok, I dont know that many people, but if you need help - weeeeeeellllll)
Let me see who I can bring over, dont panic - I know people
you my darlin’ are KBW’s “not so secret weapon”— I don’t know if you know about the power that you yield! It’s amazing! OK see here-there’s this land that I’ve been trying to sell… no? Too much? Abusing your hospitality? Er… pole then.
Comment by Guessaurus — February 3, 2006 @ 9:50 am
So where did my comment go???
I have to figure out how to turn off the comment moderation thingie… It is quite upsetting actually.. Oh well, at least I can comment on each individual post while, like Msanii, pretending to work!
Comment by Prou — February 3, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Testing one two. Ahem!
Comment by >d® — February 3, 2006 @ 2:00 pm
He he @everyone who is really no. 1?
@Mutumia yaani?..wacha tu…nice place,
yeah? You like? Goody! Mabo Msanii? Hey– I like your new playlist (ka-comedy part is on point!) Thanks for visiting–put your housewarmng gifts huko kando.
Comment by Msanii_XL — February 3, 2006 @ 2:15 pm
OOOH! Was kidogo worried there for a hot minute! Glad to have you back on!! Nothing like a clean slate..ehe, twendelee!!
I know— I have been given a chance to expunge my record and like the phoenix emerge re-born.
No more trash talking, talking of sugar-cane,. Instead, I’ll talk of the ecomomic boom that the Niger delta with the oil boom.Who am I kidding?
Comment by Medusa — February 3, 2006 @ 2:32 pm
Pole sana for the displacement.It seems all that talk of sugarcane raised someone’s antennae and they decided to cash in on all the attention you were getting.Good to have you back!Lakini checkin’ in at 10th place is not funny…
Lakini they were fast like a mutha!! Can’t believe it— one minute I’m wailing about my ex-blog— the next, I can’t log on as the name has already been taken. *sigh*
Comment by acolyte — February 3, 2006 @ 2:34 pm
Oh, there it go. I couldn’t view any comments for the longest then all of a sudden - boom. I apologize for the multiple - and somewhat similar - posts, Mutumia.
I have to figure out how to turn off the moderation thing… there goes my sato morning
Comment by >d® — February 3, 2006 @ 3:27 pm
Hiya, guessaurus said to say hi
yes— our Guess is a star ain’t she? Thanks for visiting
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Comment by Uknaija — February 3, 2006 @ 5:32 pm
Me I thought it was the wine that had gone to my head. I kept wondering when Mutumia had told us that she had a daughter… Glad to see it wasn’t my inebriated self. Hope you’ll be able to move over old blog content to the new diggs.
I tried lakini I’d be working from Google cache and it’s damn difficult. Oooh— all those lovely comments *sigh*
Comment by Nandi — February 4, 2006 @ 12:42 am
I went there and knew I was totally lost. Started wondering where you got a daughter and a son on top who watches Big boobs. Nwei am finally home. Sweet place you gat here..
I know, I know…. from single person to mother with child(ren) in the space of one post. I’m fast lakini not that fast!
Comment by Nakeel — February 4, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
I thought all that “Sugarcane” talk was a prelude to the “renovations” that have been done to the old site!
I kinda like the old site too *twaf!* {slapped upside the head}. Ooooh those monster hooters *twaf!* {slapped again}
OMG WI no you didn’t! You clicked on the links? Yaani our IT people would have a field day so….
Comment by Whispering Inn — February 4, 2006 @ 9:10 pm
Even Squaters have rights. Good to see you around. Hang in there!
Thank you. Thank you! Tell ‘em. Me I went to Rent Court to argue “possession is 90% of the law” and did you know that’s not actually a real legal argument? So anyway— I lost my case.
Comment by Stunuh — February 4, 2006 @ 9:22 pm
By the way…. I thought YOU were the squatter! OOPS I didn’t know the landy had your literall ass evicted. POLE
Wewe stunuh!! I was the squatter (who was there originally i.e. indigenous person). I was chilling for my title deed from the land commission- this person put in his claim after me and got a title deed. WTF??? Corruption and bribery!! Haramu
Comment by Stunuh — February 4, 2006 @ 9:24 pm
First, all you “I was first” people. I arrived way before you did. I was simply polite and decided to make sure this wasn’t a mutumia-hoax being pulled by acostigator or some other prankster.
Now that’s done!
mutumia *BIG HUG*
Okay, now I feel normal
Aki Keguro, thanks for the hug. He he he - what price anti-Cyber-Karume-ism now? Tee hee. BTW—
tight, tight
posts on love (odes to love- Kamau na Njoroge 1 mpaka 5 -yr dad-) on your blog. Seriously, I can’t even leave my usual wasi-wasi (kama suruali ya…) comments on your blog. Just wow man!!!Comment by Keguro — February 4, 2006 @ 9:48 pm
Pole sana for your loss imagine that favourite furniture or pieces tsk tsk tsk. Anyway whens the housewarming you know party up. Draw up the list real fast.
mofos took even the chilluns… I’m now childless without my posts *sob! sob!* Lakini some grand marnier will cheer me up haraka sana!
Comment by gishungwa — February 5, 2006 @ 11:23 am
Let’s try this again: heads up. If you haven’t, check out Kenya Urban Narrative at potashke.blogspot.com
He’s well worth the read. (Plus he cites me. So we know he has good taste!)
Hey good one Keguro— I read the first post and yes he sounds (reads? ) or maybe that’s writes good.
Comment by Keguro — February 5, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
goodness…who is it that has taken haidhuru over? i was so lost!!!
Some pornographer!!!!! Don’t patronize his/ her bizna…. S/he is an evil, evil person!
Comment by kipepeo — February 5, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
I am so pouting right now.!!! gusheretie ma! I have really looked for you. I was thinking, men! You gone porn and boring now telling about a cold from your daughter? Wtf! (that psycho that hijacked your site! Sheesh). Then I shashayed over to Guessy and saw it. Have ta say, I am yet to get used of this new site, but men! just glad the withdrawal symptoms form lack-o-mutumiasis are subsiding.
Oooh Darlin’ hey! Welcome. Gosh it’s good to have you here.
*Doing my happy dance*
Yaani, hey ngoja tuu… I still have to change theese drab surroundings lakini sijapata time ya kufanya housekeeping…. Soon… soon.
Comment by KM — February 6, 2006 @ 10:05 am
totally evil!! shetani ashindwe pepo mbaya!!! strange i was going through blogsome myself, im sick of trying to post pics
Si you kuja tuu— it would be good to have some company!! Lakini for true, I miss blogspot. But I’ll get used to this blogsome thing eventually. Thanks for visiting.
Comment by kipepeo — February 6, 2006 @ 12:06 pm
Aiii Mutumia! I was just getting to read all your posts then you do the Rambo Bambo Boom Boom… I had to get the new link from >D. Is everything is gone???!! Manze Pole. Oh well!! The new residence looks pretty good.
Comment by CK — February 7, 2006 @ 8:45 pm
First tym i tried accessing,no blog,then a mathey and kiddo stuff,was like change of blog person or whattt
Comment by Shiroh — February 8, 2006 @ 1:05 pm
I almost chipped when I went ot your old URL!!! Kairetu I’m so sorry about all your old stuff. Hope you can find it somehow. Speak to the geeks!!!
Hey I have a blogsome keja too. But kinda got lazy on getting used to the new system. But just jua I’m your absentee neighbour!!!
Comment by Ms K — February 10, 2006 @ 9:45 am