Now, those bin loving (or hating) guys over at yours the last two times I have been over game me a colonic, and the latex gloves -I think they left the kid gloves at home, they knew i was coming… I have a hate-hate relationship with them and I am reporting their uncouth behaviour to the Queen. She is a personal friend. One needs to treat one’s subjects with respect and dignity, otherwise one will list one’s country as an enemy of one’s Kingdom (justsayingisall )

‘Karumaindo?’ Muts, you crazy! But that made me laugh coz I know one too…
And thufu - Ngai baba (the correct spelling this time, recognise the seriousness) - Had some last xmas which dad made, I wish I had bottled, frozen, refridgerated, powdered, defridgerated, sacked, couriered, deplaned, rehoused, fridgerated, de-bottled, de-powdered (did the bottling come before powdering? Houston!) watered, heated, cupped, sat with, and sipped happily on my couch (G, stop dreaming) Sorry Muts…

PS: You blog doesnt like Black Non-American people

He he he — I tried once to cover my blender with a ka-plastic zip lock (round) container as I wasn’t feeling like dirtying the lid ( long story— involves brushes and stuff) and woi!! Yaani my walls and counter-tops were the most exfoliated surfaces in my area!! I scrubbed for days. The moral of the story is Wakinabe Yokosiba knows his business. If he suggests you use a lid— please use a lid. Now those London airports? Me I fear them (and loathe them too)… customs guys are just crap— they treat you too deadli-ly bad (and I thought that US airports were bad after that incident— nah!! Those Brits gave me the full colonic sans latex gloves treatment…. so good luck shipping bovine by-products here

Kip… aka my neighbor at the coast… It’s like this thick, viscous juice and it’s usually like coconut milk and some sort of other fresh fruit juice and then it has blended avocado in it— sounds gross— looks and tastes like a dream… If anyone has the recipe… I’ll give good $$$ for that… Seriously.

On the matter of a certain photograph. It has come to my attention that even close family members, who have seen photographs of me all my life, believe that photograph is accurate. They now demand copies.

I respectfully urge you to secure the copyright so we can use it as an author photograph on the book contract you still need to secure me.

Yours respectfully,

your client who sleeps for 3 hours a night and lives on coffee and tea

Keguro— this is too funny!! Ati you’re trying to deny the photo??? Seriously though— would you be offended if I said that I saw it and I thought “KEGURO!!!!”— (as in spoof/ satire-wise kinda sorta like calling Little John of Robin Hood “Little”… )… he he he . Book deal is coming up….. and not on vagi??? sucks (LOL at that one…. tsk, tsk and then tsk again)

M, you know you haven’t lied… Now imagine Machoka followed by Kaleli wa Musyoka (or sum’n) … My week was made!

Did you hear when Rasta kufad the guys of his mtaa thought the half mast for princess Diana was to honour his death.
lol

He he he … and when [insert ‘Govt. workers whose children are living large hukus from stealing supplies to hospitals ‘ names here] are like “yeah— my dad is the tender officer of ??? , this is my ride” — Um… OK….