Smenita
Gitu gani hii?
Semita
\Sem”i*ta\, n.; pl. Semit[ae]. [L., a path.] (Zo[”o]l.) A fasciole of a spatangoid sea urchin
Seminate
\Sem”i*nate\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Seminated; p. pr. & vb. n. Seminating.] To sow; to spread; to propagate. [R.] –Waterhouse.
She strikes again… (evil laughter)…. Smenita, ah Smenita… thou art malicious. Making me re-type stuff like 8 times over and over and over again. I wonder if and when Blogspot gets fixed, kina KM will have like 62 new comments courtsey of (survey says) “Smenita”.
Oh well… I blame my neighbor’s owl…
ROTFL
Right after you type in comment and blogger swallows it the next word verification is
urfcuked
he he he… or “kulahiyo”
Damn blogger…
Next we’ll have sh8t like
tihihihi
Till I almost shuta (milo, 2005)
Dayum! I always copy my comment before I submit as an extra precaution LOLOL
spatangoid wha? ROTFL
It was in the msema kweli… I claim no credit my broda
Comment by Milo — March 23, 2006 @ 7:16 am
DAMN Milo…..kwani you have a tracker! Always numero uno! I think I should start sleeping with one eye open. LOL!
LOL @ word verification TIHIHIHI
Milo is FFF for sure
Comment by Mocha! — March 23, 2006 @ 8:51 am
oh my goodness, i was just going to post about that stupid smenita crap!! what the ****??? iv given up!!!
Maa Kip I felt stupid!!! I tried to post a comment for like half an hour, I go to someone else’s blog… wapi’s.. then the penny dropped and I was like “ahhh… smenita”
Comment by kipepeo — March 23, 2006 @ 10:39 am
LOL, especially cos after every failed attempt, you change the comment kaundu a little…….so you will have 62 that are the same but not reaaaaallly the same
He he mama kusema kweli. First you correct the glaring typos. Then you correct the smaller ones e.g. beleive to believe. Then you start adding humor. Then you chomoa the examples as you think it’s too long. Then you look at a previous comment and you’re like “Yaani, it’s not like mine is thaaaaaattt long”. Then, you delete it and start all over again when you realize everyone else but you is serious
Then you read the fucker who comments after you and they’re trifling just like you are and you’re like ARRRGGGHHH… I should have kept it!
Comment by KM — March 23, 2006 @ 11:12 am
Haiya what has happened I had this over at Whisperng Inn and did 5 times just to make sure, Kitu gani hii??
It’s Smenita and she doesn’t like black people
Comment by Prou — March 23, 2006 @ 12:35 pm
Don’t even get me started - them things drive me i-n-sane!! Especilly if I type it up all wrong!
And why do they even twist & distort the letters or #s?! Tech-sec stuff, I know, but damn!
hey >d® have you noticed that when you have a ka-short word, if you mess it up, they hit you with like a 24 letter word? So you then deliberately make a mistake and keep hitting publish till you get “Baba”… No? just me? Ah well…
Comment by >d® — March 23, 2006 @ 2:20 pm
My version of blogger works just fine!Thats what you get for using boot leg versions of stuff!
Eh Aco— matusi mapema like this? But do you say??
Comment by acolyte — March 23, 2006 @ 4:32 pm
Reliable sources (the voices in my head) tell me smenita is, in fact, an Armenian word with Russian roots that’s the equivalent of “mamako.” Or something like that.
Ahhh… Shokolokobangoshe– the caucus version nyet? LOL @ “relaible sources’
Comment by Keguro — March 24, 2006 @ 12:20 am
Aki nimecheka until my matako angukad on the floor (O-tapliw tapliw 06)
Ati Smenita? Gi ga ga ga ga!! Ok now let me do some semblance of kazi!!
Sista gal, how is Sri Lanka?
Bado sweetbaby… still this side of the Atlantic… I’ma keep you posted on my calendar ….
Comment by Ms K — March 24, 2006 @ 8:30 am
Ok that’s it, I’m done!! Ati you created a category called Fis’ Power? No you didn’t!! I’m not coming back to KBW for a week!
Comment by Ms K — March 24, 2006 @ 8:32 am
Ms K - was LMAO too at the Fis’ Power category!
Comment by >d® — March 24, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Smenita to me simply means anything that sounds as awful & is as unoriginal as that noise called Reggaton.
Sasa daddy? Mambo? *making a mental note to find out what Reaggaton’ is… whassup Aikey?
Comment by akiey — March 25, 2006 @ 8:16 am
I dreamt the other nite that I had a child that was half owl and half human - and I loved it to bits. Yes, people not only am I broody, but I am f*ing crazy and broody too - blaming it on Muts’ owl.
Wa wa mammy! That is too deadly. I’ve had some cool dreams lakini yours trumps mine…
Now, Smenita - we have a hate-hate relationship - she hates the fact that I am gorgeous and not a .blogspot.com member anymore, and I hate her - period.
He he — she’s a hater no? I would make a blogspot comment lakini…. you never know!!
I have to tilt my head this way, or that way, or sideways or upside down, damn whichever dayum way till sunday to read some of the letters, and type them duly. Ati i and l and j and sijui who else looks the same - I am staging a protest, no a picket for smenita.
Seriously thought— and then she goes and puts a j, l and i next to each other— some of them all stretched out and you’re like whaaaaattt is that a q or a g? a P or an R? %^&*&^
LOL Muts, me dear, enjoy the weekend. I am in a full-rant mood, ignore me
Thanks dah’lin
Comment by Yaaaay — March 25, 2006 @ 2:53 pm
Cool blog! We’re tracking the effects of smenita around the world. Love to have you visit.
Thanks.. will do…
Comment by Lingamish — March 26, 2006 @ 2:39 am
M, Are u sure you’re not considering Smenita as a possible name for the first born???!
He he — there’s a thought. kwanza if someone can be called “Kwanliquita” best believe Smenita is not a stretch
Comment by m — March 28, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
Pffft. I do not think that peoples understand that on the day you posted this one, Smenita was for real, a real threat!!! yaani word verification.
Haiya! the bible onyad me of such. Lazima you ingiza fingers in the crucifiction holes of sir JC to believe he died for you? You know what I mean muts right? errrr… OK? Maa swear KM, I’ma hit the church just soos I can be cathcing up and what not… No more sleeping in on sundays for me. Maa!
Tsk tsk! Lakini binadamu jamani….LMBAO.
LoL at Kwessie’s freak baby. LOOOOL.
Oh, Kwess and you think you too good for word verification huh? You can leave the village (blogspot), but kila wakati, you will rub shoulders with the cousins you left na huko in the ridge. Kina KM. The same goes for you Miss I am all about Blogsome Mutumia.
That’s right. We be rocking them “file under category’ wear! And we be hanging out with them RSS feeds… OK— we done did moved on gurrrll… But nione kando, I’ll let you know how to just come waltzing through those velvet ropes…
P.s. Tebu hook me up with anaa post. Body is kaukaring again. you know how I do!
Ngai Baba! I’m bilas… scratching my head… chewing lock…. It’s the lack of sigaras jo!
P.P.S. I am still with the ‘it only needs to make sense to you and your man’ thingie. Thanks. Bless you.
Tebu see me apart(ona me kando)about those google ads bwana. I may find suddenly I am kenyanmusingsLP….tihihi.
*sreaming with rage!!* That is the name that should never be mentioned. That…. that— imposter!! Do not wish her on yourself… I still pitia once in a while and she’s still hukos where I used to be. Bytch!
Good day girl. How U doing?
Niko sawa mami… na wewe?
Comment by KM — March 28, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
Crucifiction don’t loook right. Is it Crucufixation Crucifixion…..what?!!!! Crucifage? Crucifictios? Crucilicious? Pffft!
Yaani, it is precisely 3.41.
Il est 3.41 heures. My usefulness for today is over.
C’est fini. Il n’y a pas nuthin!
Kaput
Mambo kwisha
Finito
Nyente
**chilling to go home**
he he he… you made me start to doubt myself… it’s crucifiction (I think)…
Comment by KM — March 28, 2006 @ 12:49 pm
I swear I came to this place two days in a row and there was
“no post made” and I was seriously wondering, rent probos again ama the neighbors do not like you this side.
Ati smenita for a child’s name? The child will hate you forever!!
Neighbors and me are cool. Lakini we’re ambivalent about our landlord. He’s allright in property maintenance lakini he has vikwazos on guests and our lifestyle. Tradeoff man- tradeoff
Comment by Prou — March 29, 2006 @ 1:36 pm
Ngai, nyina wa kana!! My blog is not fungukaring…..aki someone is prolly tring to pull an imposter on me. Now why? Aiiii! This is your fault for the panic you instilled in me a while back…….
Ngai!! tebu I go try again.
Sasa? Nice weekend
It’s ‘cause there’s a dot missing between Km and blogspt.com… You’re fine mami!
Comment by KM — March 31, 2006 @ 7:05 am
ok am new so i got no idea whatsoever what all this is about..
anyway
Comment by modesty — April 5, 2006 @ 12:12 pm
Nyina, since you are stuck in smenita…..LOOL, I went around and came across this one. http://dangerouslyshy.blogspot.com/2006/04/whatever-happened-to-sisterhood.html
Then I really laughed at that ‘grabbing pots still pikaring nyasi and running with her cha baba’…(in the comments). It sounded so you maaami!
Tebu, thii ukageithanie by the way, she has gwikirad Sunday Best. LOOOL.
I’ve left her na huko pakaring Ambi and Yu4men.
P.s her miguus are mulikaring, you know, I can see my face in there.
How are you? Good I hope.
Tsk, Modesty Blaise Napunyi has come here too!
LOL @ Sunday best and Ambi. And You for men??? Wha????!!! I peeped the post and the love fest w/ you and Aco - who I got nothing but love for even though he dumped me, yah… si you know baby daddy stories
Lakini it looks like we will have to have a talk about his terrorising us about girlie posts (whistle Issa’s “hamnitishi” and he’ll wander off )…
(Note to Aco- ka-child support wapi????!!! Today is the FIFTH!!!).
Waaahhh… OK… it’s on like popcorn I see. I’ll be warming up huku kando - I got you mama!
Comment by KM — April 5, 2006 @ 12:21 pm
Wow, I thought I was the only one experiencing that problem.
Comment by HumanityCritic — April 10, 2006 @ 8:49 pm
Hi Mutumia, you got me stuck to your old url dated 2/2/06 which also happens to be my birthday and have been sending you messages and wondering did you freeze in time. Check these.
Good to see you are alive and kicking.
Hit me when you have some time. Later.
Comment by BJ — April 11, 2006 @ 2:37 pm
Hey Girl!
Long time. I hope you are alright where you are. When are you coming back to Bloggersville?
I will be fikaing jamu soon…maybe we could hook up?
Holla.
Comment by Mocha! — April 12, 2006 @ 7:41 am