Jay-Z
May 22, 2006
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LOL! No you didn’t just call this man Jay-Z..Lakini kusema kweli, maybe we’re the idiots..Someone needs to tell Bono he can retire his shades, we’ve found a cure for HIV/AIDS..and its in the water in Jay-Z**’s digz. Jigga what?!!
Lakini kusema kweli again, I don’t appreciate the Jay Z reference one bit..thats another one of my future ex-hubby’s..wait till Beyonce reads this..I hope you’re a survivor!!
How’s Mathe? You?
Mathe left so it’s back to the city for me… ati ex-hubby! Mad collection skillz girl… Lakini si you swing me some Masekela after you’re done
and I’m LOL at the Bono put away your shades story 
Comment by Medusa — May 23, 2006 @ 12:43 am
Looool the cartoon is funny ! But it drives the message home !
The Zapuro guy is the equivalent of someone like Mike Lukovich in SA !
call me shallow lakini I was chekaring at how he gave Jay-Z (ducking Medusa) some seriously crinkly and nappy f*this in the 1st cartoon he he he … I peeped the message way after giggling like a school girl at the pictures * sigh…. so much for a higher education* I’ll google the fella you mention and see whassup. Thanks for visiting Devious
Comment by Devious One — May 23, 2006 @ 2:55 am
Zuma ililala ndani…
Funny but sarcastically serious cartoons u got there…LOL at the bedside baby oil…thats just mad!
Woiye Ngai Baba !!! Ho’d me pris becos…..
I am rolling on the ground raffing my braddy head off!!!!
WTH?!!! Ati “Zuma ilala ndani”
Aish! Surely you have won.
Gaddamn *wiping tears* The Hanyeé for prezo! Tunakuja to a state very near you just to pay homage… Good one, good one… (I can so hear that being said in a Kamotho accent)…. Sheeeit…. I think I love you the Hanyeé
Comment by The.Hanyeé — May 23, 2006 @ 8:03 am
Hey there Missy - hope you keeping well. Been a bit quiet lately… *puzzled - wondering if this is the point she asks if Missy shacked up with Milo and left the rest of us high and dry* *sigh*
LOL@them cartoons up here - but they aint funny I tell ya. That dude is a disgrace to different sections of humans that I wouldnt know where to start.
Oh darlin’ mwah ….Yaani I wanted to blame the man but I don’t even know where to begin itemizing my woes…. But a respite, albeit a brief one, is in sight… How is Kenya? The mapenzi??? Habari yako mama? Is this a faux-pas much like asking “habari ya ile ng’ombe over the airwaves?” LOL before my KBW/ Global voices card is withdrawn
As for Milo “No comment” ingalau if you listen closely, you can hear “milo, cha cha cha cha MILO!”
Comment by Guessaurus — May 23, 2006 @ 8:47 am
Jay Z??? *shaking head vigorously*
A total disgrace to Africa.
Miss Prou! Habari yako mama Nyumi? Thanks for visiting my unswept house. Re Zuma, I think he transcends Africa and is now representing as a disgrace to all mankind
*smh in total disgust*
Comment by Prou — May 23, 2006 @ 11:29 am
Took a shower after sex with a HIV +ve lady WTH, he must win the awars of the most idiotic idiot of this century and the one to come and to think he has been leading campaigns in fight against HIV/AIDS.
Poor bono worked so hard while the cure was in SA dayum. Anyway not funy at all.
As Medusa said “It’s something in the water”. But seriously, yoyu’re right…. I mean…. this is a whole blog, it’s just too…. too … yeah— too too.
Comment by Gish — May 23, 2006 @ 2:00 pm
There’s something all politicians have in common. Intelligence is not it.
LOL M… it’s like that old joke . The Germans are bragging how they’ve been able to get a one-footed jamaa a jaipur foot and now he’s in olympics! Then the americans are like “Please, we got a guy bila spinal cord, we put micro-cables in the guy and he’s now a trapeze artist in the circus” . Then the guys from SA call for silence and say “When you get a real accomplishment, please call us and let us know. Like dude, that’s nothing. In South-Efrica, there was a man with no brain and we put a coconut in it and he’s the former Deputy PM of SouthEfrica”…
*bowing to the crowd.*
“Thanks…. I will be here all week”
Comment by m — May 23, 2006 @ 2:56 pm
Don’t knock the soap till you try it!I have taken the shower with that soap loads and loads of times!Just kidding!Nice toons and good to have you back!
How are return plans going?
Wah! sweetie you are a smart man… I read the 1st line and I was like OMG!!! I have soooooo much on Aco it’s not even funny (not that I’d use it on my future-baby-daddy-ex-hubby though)…. Thanks for dropping by my dear… Plans are just… boring…. tedious and the devil is all over the damn place as I didn’t look at the t’s and the i’s to see if they had dots and crosses blah blah blah I just wanna go home but am tired of singing that song….
Comment by acolyte — May 24, 2006 @ 12:00 am
you have been gone too long wewe, someone says anagalau bye, or you send kioko with a note to tell us when you will be back…aiiii.
LOOOL@ removing brain and placing at bedside table..But haki that man is a tothi haki, the ndigiris in Limuru have nothing on him…..now whats that?
Ati taking a shower…ngai fafa!
Ehe, bring maneno, you been well?
Yah my sister… the train is taking me chap chap… I want to shuka but the train driver won’t slow down… si you give me some tips on that manamba acrobatic jump-off thing that Aco was bragging he knows how to do (though he only practices on trains that aren’t moving so what does he know? eh?)… Hugs and kisses BTW mami… wasuup with the amazing disappering posts on your blog eh???
Comment by KM — May 24, 2006 @ 6:52 am
LOL at those fudhis!!!
I would leave a more…. substantial comment but my brain is at the bottom of a certain bottle of beer. It fell out in protest at kido 2 am. See, even my jokes suck!
Habari yako kairetu?
Nikio sawa mrembo… that damn kioko didn;t pass no notes to you I see (and the way I;d sent him with KM’s pullover that I’d borrowed and your chapati pan… sheesh… I will shave his hander-arm-air with a blunt razor)… Pombe itakunywo na zuma italala nje (’can;t stop cracking up at the Hanyee’s vibe:) kisses to you too Missy
Comment by Ms K — May 24, 2006 @ 8:39 am
tihi, the now you see them now you dont posts…can you spell, errrr, in the interests of all, errr, of myself……tihihi, and myself alone, i took them down.
Catch me down here when I am makaratasi, then I will give you a potful of maharagwe on that.
Aheeem, ehe, when are you coming? Haki, kwanja vile we have borrowed crotchets and party decorations(yes, yes, I know its not christmas), and mama Kioko’s big sufuria to make some rice in…wewe! aiii, we are chilling, missy and I with shangwe na vigelegele…angalau hata kama we keep telling the guests to “realx”, she will be here, seeing as they really need to eat right now!!!…
LMAO, we have started giving the tois some food, cos errrr, they cannnot hold it any longer.
Bla bla bla…show up kamum!!
Comment by KM — May 25, 2006 @ 6:17 am
Now THIS… THIS is hilarious!
Comment by Brutha Code — June 12, 2006 @ 5:44 am