Where have all the cowboys gone?
See, I had to change my locks this weekend. I mean, I had to change them a looong time ago, but between Hugh Masekela concerts and other more important purchases, I’d put it off until someone gave me a Home Depot gift certificate. So since I needed to get a new pump for the house and my gift cert was for like $100, I decided to get a Kwikset deadbolt and lock set (“for the Ultimate Security!”) all for the low, low price of $24.59.
Sidebar one:
Kwanza Home Depot is just… wrong. Like you just cannot go and buy a pump. There are like 45,678,654 varieties of the damn thing. As for things like a tool kit? Forget it. A whole fucking aisle of bits for a screwdriver. Sheeeeiiittt!!! And when you ask a Home Depot person “where are the sump pumps?” He points cheerfully at the some looong ass aisle and says “Plumbing Aisle”. Yes, a whole aisle dedicated to plumbing *sighing again*
I’m never going back to Home Depot. Ever.
