Vision and epiphanies
So my words they have gone AWOL and I’m sick to death of that AMBI photo. So I’ve been wondering what to use my blog and I got this brilliant idea that the one niche that I could fill ( a giffen demand actually) is a place to comment on KM’s blogs as she has disabled comments on her blog *sulks*
This jamaa is a hero for distracting you while you pursued knowledge frantically. I love that smoothly executed ploy that only the smartest jamaas can pull off. I remember asking my ex-one a question about the principle behind cruise control- and why I thought that Maish was a liar to say his mots had cruise control as his car was not an automatic (is it true that a car in Luo is called ‘nyamburko’ and that a police woman is called an “ogul-mama”?) .So jamaa praised my voice “you give great talk” (tee hee) and then proceeded to thoroughly distract me until he got leakage from some other guy and proceeded to break down the principles of cruise control in motis.
ehh… your “angamiza ukimwi” tee shirt? Killed me DEAD!!! Shoot— ain’t that the best birth control ever? I thought that those big ass polyester granny panties that used to be sold up the hill that leads to Box in Nairobi Uni (see me I was called to Uni - niî nîndetirwo! - but do I say?) were the worst as this guy that I knew used to say that they were anti-rape meets contraceptive and that he was going to sell them to Fatma Ayanzawa. Lakini that tee-shirt just might have upped the ante a wee bit.
Eh… carry on, carry on.
This is great…now we can all comment on KM’s posts!! But now you mutumia…now how do you just go and disappear like that? Do you feel no remorse? Back to my comment on KM…lol…what a sight, beach, great weather, hot man, etc…cue big fat econ book!! too funny!
My sista from another mother!!!! I know. I know. I feel a little shame-on-me for the blog lakini it’s only that you cannot ex-pect-tanga Boss Man to always be ati mos mos while I blog. That story ishad!!! So now alas when I go to work, I have to work
That said, we should intro Ms. Musings to books like “The Love of a Cowboy” by Anna Jeffries and I strongly recommend “The Duke wore jeans” also as that econ storo is just too wrong!
Comment by kipepeo — September 18, 2007 @ 12:12 am
you can’t be serious mami!!! LOOOL. You ahve gone anad done what?! You are too special…..yaani you are those people who keep the candle burning fortever mami, you son has potead huko in the rough seas but nooooooo, you wnat his room kept intact anga ndu tondu one day he will return…….((((((The fabulous, candle holding Muts)))))
Nyamburko, bah! sounds like ‘kuumbuka’ as in take off, which makes sense if, well… your brain shoots to madness sometimes you! Yaani, only lakesiders can put a twang into an african word….nyambuRko…aiii, jowa! How now?
Washan with these cheap distractions wewe…..BLOG something! Blog. Please I beg of you….I need to laugh and you know the drill…..
Riiri, I’m just gonna say this anyway, can you belive how much fun we will have when you finally bring your itina over to these sides…alaa! nikii, since 2005 mami? Is this an MDG now? You coming over?
Mad ma-hugs
Nimepokea mahugs (like that Junior quiz storo…”Nilienda kwa blog ya Mutumia na wakanitumia salamu…mmepokea salamu”- all said in a serious soprano 1). Anyway, yes- I have missed you guys like -well not like the desert misses the rain as the desert doesn’t miss the rain. The desert has zoead! It’s like I don’t know Nick saying that he misses strokes— that’s like a way of life and well, normal no? So I guess I missed y’all like a semi-arid area missed the seasonal rainfall.
Then, yaani I have not laughed like that in a long time at that story of AIDS tee-shirts and cannibalistic yogis and quinine resistant malaria. I cried tears. Tears I tell you when I read that. Anyway… Yeah.. Keep em coming ma sista and yes… when I arrive in Kenya- right after I check in with the D.O. and senior chief of my location, I’m checking in with y’all and we can do Nairobi- well, Nairobi style.
Hugs tena
Comment by KM — September 18, 2007 @ 7:23 am
aiii…typos, pole
Comment by KM — September 18, 2007 @ 7:24 am