Haidhuru

of the non-commi’d type.

While both Kenyan men (Km) and Other men (Om) all name their private parts, the difference is that Om are more, shall we say, self effacing about this than Km. (more…)

There’s this English phrase “screwing like rabbits” which has never quite gelled with my “African” sensibilities. The rabbits or hares of my folklore are sly, clever critters that outwit the malevolent hyenas and hungry lions. More quick thinking, save the day type animals, and less Austin Powers “Let’s shag baby” type animal. This free-loving title shoould perhaps go to the Southern African Cape Whale.
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This one I’ll bet the ranch on.

I’m constantly amazed at how accepting Om (other men) are of past liaisons. A Km (Kenyan man) suspects you used to do the dirty with a guy that he knows?! Watch out!!! It’s that raised eye brow, lip curled in scorn, pointing finger bent like the Donald, just waiting to say “you’re fired”. And then he squints at the man he suspects used to know you biblically, lifts his beer, sips and using his head (or lip!!!!) to point at the chap ‘casually’ asks “That’s the chap you used to dinya, eh?”….

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Disclaimers: Stereotyping ahead: Proceed at your own risk.

Let’s start with Kenyan Men shall we?

So, Km basically, the notion of recreational sex is still not well established. I could point out the whole female circumcision thing (but I won’t) and the whole aversion to Southern Affairs (but again, I won’t mention it). It’s probably because of inexperience as if you were to count the total number of women that they’ve kamatad, their numbers are significantly less that other men when you control for women who didn’t come, or it took less than three minutes etc. etc. So we have to make allowances and give kM a handicap for having less experience (or ‘transferrable stroke’points).

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